
We're sorry, but Goofball says your fingers may be too fat, or drunk,
depending on your current emotional state. Please try again, by typing
slower and more carefully. Also, do not feel bad, as you can tell by
Goofball's picture above, he has fat fingers as well, and causes these type of
errors all the time(Error 404). If you still are having trouble, we
recommend that you; (a) find someone who speaks English fluently, (b) find
someone with smaller fingers, (c) wait until you are sober, (d) come to the
realization that you might be TOO sober and drink some more, (e) pray, (f) call us at
402-475-3469, or all of the above.